Literature
Top Ten Ways to Annoy Kari
10. Remind her that she's got the devil's red hair, which means she will be going to Hell.
9. Call her at 2:00 AM and ask if her her refridgerator is running and if it is, she ought ot go and catch it.
8. Tell her that Jake loves Alice and not her and that she should move on to something more reasonable, like obsessing over a puppy.
7. Remind her that just because she looks like a celebrity, doesn't mean that she is one, and should stop staring into a mirror all day.
6. Pretend that you don't notice her in the room and boast to somebody about your boyfriend or girlfriend, even if you don't have one.
5. Ask her how it feels to be half Fre